Daddy was driving a car and he sees an cat at the side of the road. "Should I run it over?" The kids shout: "YEAH!" Wroom - no more kitty. Next he sees an elderly woman crossing the road and now mum says "Oh go on dear - hit her!" Wroom - no more old lady. But the blood did cover the entire windshield. So ded stops the car and asks mum to go and wipe the blood off, which she does. But while she's wiping the blood off - the kids say: "Run the bitch over!" WROOM... and the children start to
"Stop your whining - I'll get you a new mum!"
"But when you run the next one over - make sure she cleans the windshield first - we didn't get to see how this one died!"