[Danny252]

So how do you know you're not Croatian?
Ooh, list!

1) You don't speak the language.
True.

2) You are of different nationality.
Thats true, too.

3) You probably don't even know where Croatia is.
I knew where it is! I know enough Croatian people, so I have to.

4) You can't find yourself on the list
Yup.

5) You don't find any cases on that list that apply to you.
That serbia one..

6) The list provided above doesn't apply to you.
Uh, yes...

7) Your parents told you, you're of some other nationality.
I sorta knew that already..

8) You still can't find anything on that list that applies to you.
Why? WHY?!

9) You found something on that list, that's true in your case, but you're still convinced you're not Croatian.
Oh, that Serbian thing?