[A. J. Raffles]

Originally posted by Among a bunch of others which I snipped for convenience
raffles is really an audacious thief
raffles is employed as a temporary clerk in the secretary's office I am?
raffles is totally independent Don't YOU tell me whether I'm independent or not.
raffles is associate professor of anthropology at the university of california eh?
raffles is handsome and debonaire Oh, well fair enough...
raffles is no longer with us Oh yes, I am!
raffles is worthy of historical and cultural respect Why, thank you.
raffles is still unused to the tropical heat What do you mean, "still"?
raffles is not content to be cricket champion Indeed, I am not.
raffles is already at the top of the class
raffles is a bit too grand and glorious for my tastes; i prefer the more casual luxury of the four seasons Humph! Well, you can't please all, I suppose.
raffles is considered one of the most important stallions ever to come to the united states STALLIONS???:blink:
raffles is required to keep certain records under the raffles act Yep. And whenever I feel like it, I write a Raffles amendment.
raffles is on the corner of first avenue and venning street Not to my knowledge...
raffles is within easy walking distance of the university True.
raffles is subject to the following restrictions What? I thought I was totally independent?
raffles is operated by her owners No, I am not.
raffles is a 5 yr Damn, you've found me out. Right, gotta go and watch Teletubbies.:w00t:
raffles is a casual I thought I was too grand and glorious to be casual?
raffles is big mad bad and brainless but he is still the best dog in the universe I beg your pardon?
raffles is greatly appreciated Thanks.