[A. J. Raffles]

LOL That's a hilarious article. But I think my favourites would have to be:

While the themes and some of the events were good (i.e., racism, abuse, religion), the way it was written made the book unenjoyable for me.

Dang! There was I hoping to have a jolly good time reading about racism, abuse and religion, and this silly author has to go ahead and spoil it...
and

How much money is this Mr. Lewis getting from the Cadbury’s chocolate company anyway? This man must be laughing to the bank.

I'm seriously thinking of sigging that one even though it's presumably not a quote by Beef - although, come to think of it, who knows?:P

I'm about to start on a bunch of Middle English romances with such fascinating titles as Havelok the Dane, King Horn and - my favourite - Sir Launfal. Fun, fun, fun.