Why did the monkey fall from the tree?
Because it was dead.
Why do elephants have red eyes?
So they can hide in cherry trees.
Have you ever seen an elephant in a cherry tree?
No, they hide too well.
Why did Johnny fall off his bike?
Because I threw a fridge at him.
Why did the plane crash?
Because the pilot was a cucumber.
A rabbi and an elephant walk into a bar. The bartender says, "What is this, a joke?"
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