yeah fair does man. i hate the way religion is twisted to allow people to kill each other, but if satanism is just reverseing the christian virtues then like hang on *goes to dig up bible*
ahem, sod that 2 drunk, ahh google
1: "I am the Lord your God who brought you out of the land of Egypt..." - This commandment is to believe in the existence of God.
so he isnt the lord then? but surely as you belive in satan then there has to be a god..? o wait satan is the creator is it?
2: "You shall have no other gods besides Me...Do not make a sculpted image or any likeness of what is in the heavens above..."
aww cmon, i agree with the satanists here, sculpture is cool
3: "You shalt not swear falsely by the name of the Lord..." - This commandment is to never take the name of God in a vain oath. In Exodus, the text reads "in a vain oath" (לא תשא את שם ה' לשוא), while in Deuteronomy it reads "in a false oath" (לא תשא שם ה' לשקר).
so satanists spend all there time saying "oh for gods sake" or "jesus christ you son of a female dog" ect ...
4: "Remember the Sabbath day and keep it holy" (the version in Deuteronomy mentions "Keep" rather than "Remember")
black sabbath rule! i thought satanists like the sabbath....
5: "Honor your father and your mother..." - This commandment is a development when compared to other laws of the Ancient East (for example, the Code of Hammurabi) that do not call for equal respect of the father and the mother.
ok so satanists dishonour there parents, but hang on, does that make evry teenager a satanist?
6: "You shall not murder" - The Hebrew Bible makes a distinction between murdering and killing (see Jewish interpretation below).
but if you are a satanist that reads as "dont murder unless you eat what you murder"
so ted bundy is pretty cool is it?
7: "You shall not commit adultery"
well hey, as a married man im with the satanists for reverseing that one ....
8: "You shall not steal" (sometimes interpreted as kidnapping, since there are other injunctions against stealing property in the Bible).
so satanists you are required by your own law to steal. have fun in prison, just a hint here though guys ,,, dont drop the soap!
9: "You shall not bear false witness against your neighbor"
hey satanists, lets go reverse that one. of course you freaky satan worshipping guys have never heard of the rule of life that states "never defecate on your own doorstep"
10: "You shall not covet your neighbor's house..." (in Exodus, the text reads "... neighbor's house, ... neighbor's wife, nor his manservant..." etc. while in Deuteronomy, "thy neighbor's wife, ... thy neighbor's house, his field" etc.)
so. satanists are required by there own law to constantly desire the possesions of people around them.. mm fun..
this explains why satanists dont smile a lot really. and at the end of the day if you are following the princepts of reverseing evrything in the bible then like i hope you like it in prison, just remeber what i said abaout the soap ...
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