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Originally posted by TheGiantMidgit+Dec 14 2005, 08:19 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (TheGiantMidgit @ Dec 14 2005, 08:19 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-Thornwood@Dec 14 2005, 08:09 AM
...but doesn't it mean it must be determined somehow that you have good legs?
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Quite. Perhaps they have a standardized test, with specialists in the field judging whether the limbs in question meets designated standards and are fit for public exhibition. ...and designated penalties for such offenses.
Officer 1: We've got an indecent exposure down on 3rd, sources tell us someone unfit for the position is flashing their -legs-!
Officer 2: Dear God, let's roll!
Officer 1: No, don't bother taking out the cuffs. Get your pistol, we've got to take this one -down-.
Perhaps it's illegal for salespeople to sell miniskirts to those unfit individuals, like how it's an offense to sell cigarettes or alcohol to minors.
And yea, my linguistics are shot right now, before anyone points out that the previous comments appear to have been typed by a chimpanzee. 4 am Essay writing sprees do that to you. [/b][/quote]
Wow. You're my new hero.
Yeah, it's totally possible that that might happen. Unless, of course, people must now buy miniskirts at desgnated government-approved establishments. In order to sew miniskirts, you must only sew ones for those with miniskirt licences.
Oh, and said licences must be renewed roughly once a year, because people sometimes gain too much weight. Maybe then they'd get a ticket, or are forced to go to the gym. :twisted:
I also remember hearing that in some town in Britain it's legal to shoot any Scot found within the city limits after nightfall. It's also illegal somewhere (can't remember where) for a car to impersonate a wolf. Go figure.