Time for another joke or three...
A guy was ashamed of the size of his dong, so he went to a black guy to get an advice.
"Well, us black guys don't really have longer dongs, but we use a great trick. We push it in quickly and pull it out really slow!"
The guy gets home to his wife to try this out.
"Oh honey, stop using this nigga tricks, haven't met a white guy who could do it right!"
A guy was ashamed of the size of his dong, so he went to a black guy to get an advice.
"Well, it may be because we hang weights on them..."
The guy talks about this with a friend and decides to try the method. Two weeks later that friend asks him: "Any resoult yet?"
"I think so. It's not any longet, but it's black all over."
Two women are picking cucumbers in the garden. One pulls out a really big one and says: "This one reminds me of my husband's"
"That BIG???"
"No! That dirty."
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