I shall revisit my grandfather's great joke, placed in the "horrible jokes" thread many moons ago.
After Sunday mass, a man walks up to the priest. "Father, would it be alright if I went up to the steeple and rang the bell?" Now, the priest decides to humor him, and tells him to go right ahead.
The man walks up the stairs to the steeple, and when he finally gets there, he looks at the bell, and starts ramming his face into it! He continues to do this, and after nine times, he becomes so dizzy that he slips past the bell and falls out the window to his death on the street below.
People are crowding around his body. Someone shouts out, "Who is this man?"
The priest says "I don't know his name, but his face rings a bell!"
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