Cornflakes
Novice version:
What you need:
- some money
- 1 supermarket that sell cerials in packages and milk
- 1 pack/bottle of milk from that store
- 1 pack of cornfalkes (optionally with or without sugar) from that store
- 1 a dish (the bigger - the better)
- 1 spoon
- 1 refridgerator
- some hunger
Preparation:
go to your supermarket and figure out where the cerials and milk is stored. when you have problems with orientation you may ask a nice personell person. get your milk and cerials. go to the counter and pay with the "some money". make sure to get some change back. else you should probably ask a local police officer if everything was OK rather than having trouble with the massive man at the exit of the store.
put the milk into the refridgerator - wait at least 2 hours until you continue preparing your meal. You may skip this step when the milk is already cold. If you are not sure if it is cold enough just take a sip out of the box and when your teeth hurt the temperature is quite OK.
pose the dish on a table or other plain surface. Now carefully add the cerials to the
bowl until it is almost full. Now pour some cold milk (refridgerated) over it and directly begin to use the "spoon" to get some of the ingredients of the bowl into your mouth. (that's the big hole beneath your nose - make sure it is opened before putting the spoon in it!)
Repeat the last step until the bowl is entirely empty. If there should remain some milk in the bowl just pour it onto the next grandma you find. That is good for her skin and she will be happily giving you some money for your nice deed.
After all is completely empty you may begin again with step 1. but please make sure you are hungry! otherwise you may send everything you bought to little children who do not have enough to eat.
have a nice day! And remember Cerials are making you strong and smart!
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If you clearly understand these steps and if you feel like a pro already then wait for the Pro-Version of this receipt!
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