Subdue him with minimal force, drug him and undress him. Since most of the (naked) employees are fat, hairy, bold, 40+ males, you
A make footage and threaten to show it to their poor family
B disgust in pure awe and improvise a suite made of paper, erasers and a dust bin
C *snap* with the fingers and release them from their trance. The boring, hard-work day can resume normally.
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