You poor little misguided soul. Doubt my existence will you? Just for that, this upcoming christmas you're getting the perfect gift: a mind reading (even the dirtiest secret perversive fantasies) blond sexual slave with the perfect body, that will without asking be prepared to satisfy you until you couldn't take the pleasure anymore!
But naturally, as you're being punished, the blond will, just when you're arroused the most, turn into a giant old rusty saw, slowly cutting your prescious parts off.
That's right. I haded with handing out lumps of coal. Children are getting to naughty, so my methods have changed dramatically.
