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Originally posted by Santa Clause@Feb 21 2006, 04:20 PM
You poor little misguided soul. Doubt my existence will you? Just for that, this upcoming christmas you're getting the perfect gift: a mind reading (even the dirtiest secret perversive fantasies) blond sexual slave with the perfect body, that will without asking be prepared to satisfy you until you couldn't take the pleasure anymore!
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Yay. :Brain: :Brain: :Brain:
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But naturally, as you're being punished, the blond will, just when you're arroused the most, turn into a giant old rusty saw, slowly cutting your prescious parts off.
That's right. I haded with handing out lumps of coal. Children are getting to naughty, so my methods have changed dramatically.
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Can't you make an exception for me? Pleeeeeeeease.
@everyone else: noticed how Santa saw my post, but the last time he posted was on the 25th of December? This is a conspiracy
:eeeeeh: