[gregor]

it's like Two frogs go donw the street and one says "Watch out! It's a BM Wleeeaah!"

anyway....


Have you ever asked yourself:

Why the sun brightens our hair, yet darkens our skin?
Why can't women put make up on their eyelashes and keep their mouth shut during that?
Why don't we ever see a title in the newspaper saying: »Fortune-teller won the lottery«?
Why is »abbreviation« a long word?
Why the doctors the work/job they are doing »practice«?
Why do you need to clock on »START« button to turn of your computer?
Why the lemonade is made from artificial lemon aroma, while the detergents have real lemons in them?
Why do you call the man that invests your money on stock market »a broker«?
Why Noe didn't kill those two mosquitoes?
Why do they use sterilised needles to give lethal injections to condemned prisoners?
Why don't they make the whole plane from same material as black box?
Why the ship doesn't shrink when it rains on it?
Why are they called apartments, if they actually stick together instead of apart?
If CON is the opposite of PRO, does that mean that congress is the opposite of progress?
Why do the call the airport TERMINAL, if flying with planes is supposed to be safe?