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Old 06-03-2006, 12:29 PM   #11
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ah, Slovenia is a tiny country.

coastline is 42 km long

we really do have only two patrol boats (of which one is mostly being repaired than patroling on sea)

two major cities Ljubljana (capital) and Maribor are only an hour drive appart, so you can imagine how close they actually are on map.

etc.


Albania is (or at least used to be) extremely poor country, where for example at one time army really didnt' have enough money to buy proper clothes for soldiers...
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