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Old 06-03-2006, 01:45 PM   #1224
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Originally posted by Anubis@Mar 6 2006, 01:39 PM
And couple sport coments from ex-yu tv. http://www.geocities.com/rizvic_kenan/vicevi1.html
these are the best. i think a few could be translated into english...
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Crantius Colto: Fear not. You are safe here with me.
Lifts-Her-Tail: I must finish my cleaning, sir. The mistress will have my head if I do not!
Crantius Colto: Cleaning, eh? I have something for you. Here, polish my spear.
Lifts-Her-Tail: But it is huge! It could take me all night!
Crantius Colto: Plenty of time, my sweet. Plenty of time.
From The Lusty Argonian Maid by Crassius Curio found in TES3: Morrowind
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