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Originally posted by Doc Adrian@Mar 7 2006, 04:58 AM
I agree..especially since I can't read them =)
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so here they are (at least a few of them). this are some legendary coments from former Yugoslavia. most are from football (soccer) or basketball. i tried my best in translating them and keeping them funny at same time.
A strange way of passing the ball - strong and to no one.
And that's an excelent intervention by Ljukovćan [yu team]. Let's see nwo why are the Germans happy, yes, it's a goal !?
THe nekst few minutes this tape is all about Georghe Hagi and this idiotic commercial for ketchup.
Note how that on stadium in Istanbul onl yth epolice dogs don't have the mustache.
Jokanovic to Stojkovic, Stojkovic to Stojkovic...
While the ball is in the air let me introduce you both teams.
"in the fourth lane is the favourite Michael Jackson. Pardo, Michael Jordan.
Then Nedeljko Kovinjalo interrupts him:
"Yes, my colleague Pantic wants to say that Michael Johnson is popular in America as the other two are."
"Mekmanamanaman." (McManaman)
And today is on our bigest stadium Marijua...., pardon, Marakana....
Here comes Bishop. or the priest.
On the left side is Carr, whose surname can be translated as Auto.
"Michel !!!!! Third goal! He deserves that we tell his whole name.
Bravo, Hoze Miguel Gonzales Martin Del Kampo Michel!"
On the stadium gathered about 30.000 dinars. (Dinar=ex Yugoslavia currency)
"Respected viewers we are sorry for this interruption. We were just prohibited by the organisational commity of Olympic games to smoke in the reporter's cabins.There even the Spanish colleagues are rioting, it wasn't just i...."
American basketball players are 2 and more meters tall.
They gathered for short one month 30 days preparations...
And this is the fourth point by Savic [Yu team], and Lithuania is leading 7:3.
He is the youngest player on championship whose moments were are leading towards the end.
This is a competitor from San Marino, small island country from the middle of Atlantic ocean. [for those who do not know the country is actuallysomewhere in the middle of Italy, close to Rome]
Susic is a player who should dribble more and use his technique and control of the ball. And there he is, he is just doing that....Susic, Susic, Susic, and....... no, not alone Safet, not alone. What selfishness from young and unexperienced Susic!!!!
Our boxer Svetomira Belić, dear viewvers, you will recognise by white trunks, and his opponent Motungua from Kenia you will recognise by black trunks.
We will hear the American firm once more now.
This is Kelly Ericson, tiny Sweedish girl, height jumper, and this is her mother, mama Maria, who is following her little girl everywhere and she is never letting her out of her sight. And the man whome you are just seing is a strong fellow, John Godina, hammer thrower.He doesn't need neither mother notr father to follow him on his competitions.
The judge took "Prokurin" eye drops and now he sees much better.
A concert of whistles for the players, purely so they could musically educate a bit.
This was a much greater danger for airplanes of Avaks type then for Pandurovic's goal.
Dragan Ciric, player with long hair yet great potentials.
Full stadium of supporters,50.000 people. Just think about it, 100.000 hands!
What a strike! It split the air to hydrogen and oxygen.
"Chocolate tandem of stopers from Bremen was thrown out of the game by one move of metuzalem Rudi Bomer?!"