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Old 08-03-2006, 02:25 PM   #1233
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Originally posted by I_Like_Bunnies@Mar 8 2006, 10:07 AM
well, this forum hasnt been updated since november 04, and no one will prolly see this, but here we go

Care to explain? :blink:




A man takes his wife to the stock show. They start heading down
the alley that had all of the bulls. They come up to the first
bull and his sign stated: "This bull mated 50 times last year."

The wife turns to her husband and says, "He mated 50 times in a
year, you could learn from him."

They proceed to the next bull and his sign stated: "This bull
mated 65 times last year."

The wife turns to her husband and says, "This one mated 65 times
last year. That is over 5 times a month. You can learn from this
one, also."

They proceeded to the last bull and his sign said: "This bull
mated 365 times last year."

The wife"s mouth drops open and says, "WOW! He mated 365 times
last year. That is ONCE A DAY!!! You could really learn from this
one."

The man turns to his wife and says, "Go up and ask if it was 365
times with the same cow."
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