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Old 08-03-2006, 07:50 PM   #1234
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Three guys are lost in the jungle and they try to find their way out.
Suddenly they encounter a river that is crowded with crocodiles.

They agree that they have no choice than swimming through if
they ever want to get out of the green hell.

First one swims over.
While he swims there's a clapping sound. When he gets out on the
other shore he says in a high and squeaky voice: "I'm there!"

Same with the second - swims, clapping sound, gets out and
says with squeaky voice: "I'm there!"

Third one swims over.

When he gets out of the water he says in his normal voice: "I'm there, too!"

Crocodile squeaking: "Bastard!!!"
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