Here's one:
A couple is preparing to go to bed (to sleep), but the wife is rubbing some sort of cream on her breasts.
Man: What are you doing?
Wife: Im tired of my small breasts. I want bigger. Im right now trying this special cream i bought.
Man: Forget that cream. I have a better idea.
Man goes to bathroom. He brings some toilet paper. He start wiping his wife's breasts with toilet paper.
Wife: What the heck are you doing???
Man: You have been wiping your a$$ with toilet paper for years and look how big it is now!
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