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Originally posted by Himmler@Mar 10 2006, 02:56 PM
I thought that I could love no other
Until, that is, I met your brother.
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This one shouldn't really be here, already the first line let's you know, something is wrong with the romance... :whistle:
The thing is, that the rhymes are not un-romantic, but down right abusive. Romantic passes with something obscene - something abusive just doesn't work. Those are more post card jokes (you know, on the cover it says one thing, then something completely different continues).
Here's something that would bring down romance without giving being abusive - just extremely unromantic:
Your tender warm embrace,
reminds me of my ex in lace.