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Originally posted by Toxik@Mar 10 2006, 03:11 PM
One of the lamest jokes I've ever heard:
A guy walks into a bar,ans sees that everything in that bar is green.Walls,ceiling,furniture-everything,except for a man sitting on a bar stool.He is completely blue.
So this guy walks to the blue man and asks him:Why are you blue when everything else is green?
And the man responds:Sorry,im from different joke.
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LOL
Here's some stuff from the mouths of children:
"My mom is so beatiful, because she has long tits"
"Never try to vacuum your cat"
"When i grow up, i wanna get married. But if nobody wants me, il become a teacher"