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Old 11-03-2006, 11:50 PM   #1247
rlbell
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One of the lesser known events in the gospel was when Jesus tried to save a blasphemer from execution by stoning:

Jesus: Let he who is without sin cast the first stone!

The crowd went silent for a moment, but a rock came hurtling in from the back of the crowd and struck the blasphemer dead. Jesus immediately fell into a profound funk and exclaimed "I was trying to make a point, mother!".
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