How do you tell a squirrel is gay? It wants to chew on your nuts!
Wait a minute, this isn't the bad joke thread...
There once was a man that could duplicate anything he touched. So, he had chosen to duplicate the most valuable diamond on the planet. He would then sell the diamond for cash, and then pocket the untraceable money. The IRS eventually saw his monetary fluctuations, with much increased spending, yet no chance at bankrupcy. As they arrested him, they asked him where he got the dough, and he said, I grow diamonds in my behind, what do you want me to do with them?
Man, that needs some work :not_ok:
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