Either you're really ignorant :evil: , or you just answered your own question (with a question).
Nah, don't worry. If you really don't know, check one of these sites:
Tourist
Lonely Planet
A part of Europe (which Croatia is not 
and many more.
But enough of these Slovene-Croatians teasing (I don't really go for that sort of thing since I'm both actually).
Let's get back to something serious - JOKES.
At a quizz show, the compatitors had to guess who was the real candidate.
So person A comes in and says: "I'm George W. Bush, the current president of the USA".
Then comes person B: "I'm president of the USA, George W. Bush."
Next comes person C: "Now wait just one darn second, if those guys are me, who the hell am I?"