Well, this one is better if told in person (but still very cruel).
A father and his handicaped (celebral paralises) son are watching TV together.
Dad: "Son, go and fetch me a beer."
Son (drooling, having trouble speaking, shaking all over): "Get it yourslef!"
Later on...
Dad: "Son, get me my smokes."
Son (drooling, having trouble speaking, shaking all over): "Get them yourslef!"
Father gets angry!
Dad: "Son, show some more respect! I created you!"
Son (drooling, having trouble speaking, shaking all over): "And a fine job you did!"
Should really be told in person...
How did Vikings call bad hunters?
Vegetarians!
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