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Old 05-11-2004, 09:30 PM   #317
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Few political jokes from end of USSR.


"What do you think of Pravda?"

"Man that's really bad newspaper, it keeps clogging up toilet all the time"


Or during glasnost period:

USA dog: "I heard it's getting better"

USSR dog: "Yeah, well dish is still empty but I can bark now"


Another one:

Czech is standing next to cliff "31 31 31 31"

Soviet soldiers comes to him "What's the matter?"

"Look down there"

soldier looks down there, czech pushes him down from the cliff

"32 32 32 32 "
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