A little kid, obviously handicapped, enters the bus and approaches the driver.
Kid(drooling,shaking,having trouble speaking):
I-i-i-i-'d l-l-l-like a t-t-t-ticket p-p-p-please
Driver:
OUT!!!
The next day, the same handicapped kid comes up to the driver.
Kid(drooling,shaking,having trouble speaking):
I-i-i-i-'d l-l-l-like a t-t-t-ticket p-p-p-please
Driver:
OUT!!!
The next day, the kid brings his mother.
Kid(drooling,shaking,having trouble speaking):
I-i-i-i-'d l-l-l-like a t-t-t-ticket p-p-p-please
Driver:
OUT!!!
Mother:
Why did you do that? Why? Why can't you just give my son a ticket?
Driver:
B-b-b-bec-c-cause he's m-m-m-making f-f-f-fun offff m-m-m-me!!!
Should really be told in person.
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