OK, they worked this time - knew the one in the kitchen, but
with pain, just thinking the other one would happen to me!
Time for more jokes!
A farmer is walking theough his apple tree plantation and saw a cow sitting on top of one of the trees.
"Hey cow, what are you doing up there?!"
'Eating cherries!'
"You fool, this is an apple tree."
'I know, I brought them with me in a bag!"
One frog junkey is hopping mad, so the other frog junky asks:
"Speed?"
'Crack!'
Two toothpicks were walking down the street and saw a hedghog.
"Hey, here's our bus!"
A rabbit wanted to run for the president of the forest.
A fox said: "Dont be silly! I won't stand for that."
"Just follow me to those bushes over there and I'll make you see it my way!"
So the fox went with the rabbit. Chrash - Boom - Kabong - Kepow...
The rabbit comes out unharmed, the fox is all beaten up!
"So, anyone else don't want me for the president?"
The wolf comes up and says: "No way am I going to stand for you Bunny!"
"Just follow me to those bushes over there and I'll make you see it my way!"
Now the wolf follows the rabit and again - Pow - Ouch - Poof - Boom...
The wolf drags him self out of the bushes half dead, and the rabbit is still not hurt.
"Anybody else wants to challenge me?"
Now a bear shows up!!!
"Yeah, anybody else got something against my candidate?"