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Old 27-06-2006, 04:50 AM   #1347
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The joke about the car reminded me of this. A physicist, a chemist and a computer expert get into a car. They try to start it but the car won't.

The physicist says, "Looks like there's a problem with the spark plugs."

The chemist says, "No, this sound is telling me that the mixture is wrong."

And the computer expert says, "Why don't we just get out and get in again?"





You know, kind of resetting...

Another one. A physicist, an engineer and a mathematician are dared to calculate the volume (cubic metres) occupied by a cow (yes a cow).

The physicist says, "The only thing we must do is weighting the cow and dividing the result by the cow's average density."

The engineer says, "But you have no way of knowing the density. What we must do is submerging the cow in water so that we can see the volume of water displaced."

And then the mathematician says, "Let's suppose the cow is spherical."





Yes, this jokes are kind of geeky. :P
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