see, you guys ar all stupid. harry will commit suicide after learning that when he went back in time, he did his grandmother and became his own grandfather. but then in the afterlife, hell be given a chance to go back and live his life on earth, cus he was high when he killed himself. but then when he returns, its been 20 years since he died, and so no one remembers him. he will then enlist in a secret society of ninjas in london
. after that, he will battle undead vikings
. then he discovers that ron went gay and married malfoy, and ginny married hagrid, who have the ugliest babies you've ever seen.
very obvious