The crappiest games come in 3's.
Gobliiins: These are supposed to be puzzle/adventure games. I'm supposed to be rich. Its even spelled with 3 i's for crying out loud.
Sonic The Hedgehog 3: The beginning of the end. New mechanics, new look, level designs all for the worst in my opinion and the model for all following games in the series.
Tomb Raider 3: ^Ditto. There is no "tomb raiding" in this game I don't even know how it can be called so. Every one after it gets worse but all blame goes back to 3. A let down and pure crap to any Tomb Raider fan.
Tony Hawk 3: ^Trend continues. A Thrasher sequel could've stopped Tony in his tracks. The gameplay is sped up and frame rate completely clashes with the graphics. Its too fast, its not Tony, and it set the stage for all future games to be ruined. Why does this happen?
Grand Theft Auto 2 (but you might say technically 3 after the London pack): Huge letdown after being such a big fan of 1. Just a completely different game really. The peds were weak, the graphics were nice but really out of place, and the whole matchbox/real world vibe of the original is completely lost. What is leftover is a pissing match between 3 gangs, none of which really make it worth your while to woo. Considering how many dog the original for being a crappy idea with the view it had, this one really shows how bad it could've been.
Kings Quest 8: I really tried to give it a chance and came to admit the undeniable crappiness. I can appreciate new characters and new 3D graphics with real time action. I can take a mediocre story with pixel hunting inventory searches. I can't appreciate being forced to run from or die by 10 pixel wide spiders. You used to be turned into stone or a pile of dust, or even eat Nightshade. What happened here?
Uniracers: I don't even want to acknowledge a cult fixated on unicycles with eyes. Such a crap concept that any level of decency in execution is nullified.
Soul Caliber: This will probably be the death of me but this is the most uneventful and uninspiring fighting game I have ever played in my life. I'd actually rather play Virtua Fighter and just float around half the match.
Spider-Man & the X-Men: Arcade's Revenge: :blink:
I'll have to come back to this there are plenty worse games.
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