Does not compute. Specify "can someone tell me how to open it!?!?!":
1. Unable to unpack archive
2. Unable to run game.
You have been recognized as user of DosBox.
<Lifeform>s unfamiliar with DosBox should analyze
the official DosBox FAQ.
Basic Setup and Installation is priority alpha starting location.
DosBox installation includes file "README.TXT". Contents of the file should be assimilated by <lifeform> prior to any attempts of interaction with DosBox.