An old man who hailed from Crete
In an effort to be more discrete,
hid his girlfriend away,
but his wife knew they still played,
So she spayed him and made him effete!
A gentleman who resided in Chad
had a penchant for being quite bad
He kicked little kittens
And stole children's mittens,
When he died even the devil was glad!
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