Finally, something to use my imagination for in a non-violent way!(sorta)
I once had a cat named Gerboing.
He was really really annoying.
And one spooky night,
I tied him up tight.
I shot him and kicked him in the groin.
There once was a big, tall talking tree.
Who got angry, when on him, they peed.
He called his buddies,
And used his money.
Bought knives, and no longer they could pee.(ouch)
I knew a turtle from Amsterdam.
Every time he went poo, it went BAM!!!
He had the money.
To get surgery.
And now he's a she from Amsterdam.
I once killed a guy named Samantha.
He had spit in my cold momosa.
I cut off his head.
And took it to bed.
My wife had then moved to Florida.