[The Fifth Horseman]

I made stupid threads. A few members ganged up on because they knew I liked Pokémon. They made sick posts aimed at me, etc. I retaliated by slagging them off and I got banned by Marco (the founder of TotallyRE).[/b]

They should not have done that, but then you should have simply went to the mods/admins and asked to intervene, rather then launch off into a flamewar.

I also got banned from Serebii.Net because I made weird posts and their rules were quite tight. I kept arguing with a mod called Hanada Tattsu (now seemingly AWOL from the Internet).[/b]

Your own fault.
I got banned from Bolter & Chainsword (Warhammer forum) because I called certain individual a n00b (because he did ask a n00b question) and two or three instances of telling people that I don't like the way they painted their models and think they should re-paint them. Three warns in quick succession, banned, un-banned after talking with admins, permabanned after a month when I forgot myself and stepped out of the line again (though I still have doubts about that instance...). In all respect, my fault I couldn't stay within the rules, no matter fine print or not.
In the end, I just joined some other WH forums and became more active on those I was already a member of.

I then went to Resident Evil Horror, the self-proclaimed greatest Resident Evil fan site around. Things started off pretty normal til a mod named Alexander Ashford (we met on the imdb.com boards) told the staff to ban me (he found my private messages annoying). So they did. I kept re-registering and they banned my accounts and kept removing my posts. Although the original ban was somewhat unjustified.[/b]

What private messages? In all respect, if they were inflammatory or undesirable by the recipient, he had the right to ask for admin intervention. If you thought the ban was unjustified, you should have contacted one of the admins and politely ask to be let back in.
Re-registering under new account names after a permaban is one of the most wretched, despicable and pathetic things that an individual can do on the net. You should not have done that.

A few months of this went by, and they let me rejoin after they got a new board. I was very active so I ended up with over 1200 posts and got to #1 on the highest posters chart.

Marco from TotallyRE allegedly told DaMa I was a 'problem poster' so I was banned again and threatened by the regular members. Again, I didn't know what I'd done to get this kinda treatment and a few people were also confused by the unruly decision to rid the community of my presence.[/b]

Again, you should have taken that to the admins, request explanation of the reasons for your ban and if it was unjustified, ask for unbanning.
Though, if you have spammed alot that may have been a reason to ban you (I know of such cases on other forums).

Then I started using the password recovery feature to spam their inboxes (cos they deserved it).[/b]

WTFBBQ? Nothing justifies doing THAT. Doing this was not only pathethic but also quite retarded.

Shortly afterwards, I went to Resevil.com and was banned for posting a "death threat" towards DaMa (though it was more or less just trash talk). I kept re-registering there too, because I liked Resident Evil too much to just walk away.[/b]

So I liked B&C too much to just walk away (which is why I was asking for the unbanning), but in the end that's exactly what I did.
You should have asked for being unbanned, if not - just find another forum.

I then befriended a woman called Lucky and our friendship soon became a partnership. I got a bit emotional at the things she told me, so I went nuts and tried to demot her from our boards. Then she banned me and got me banned from other boards, including the official ForumFlash support forums, and Bio-HQ, a Resident Evil fan site run by BHXtyrant.[/b]

You got too emotional. First thing about dealing with women you're close with is to always accept whatever they take you and don't talk back, no matter what they say or how much you disagree. That, or just cease talking with them whatsoever. You overreacted and got presented with typical results.

I made a Silent Hill forum called the Room 312 Boards and Lucky deleted them.[/b]

How?

Then she deleted my Dino Crisis boards after I let her and another woman called Ada, become admins.[/b]

After all she did you still thought you can "just kiss and make up"? Second whing about dealing with women you like is: they never forgive or forget.

My grandmother died in August that year, and I got my Internet suspended a month later. Although this only lasted a week.[/b]

If you were a pest, your ISP had the full right to do so. I understand you felt deeply about your grandma's death, but do you think she mattered to the people you were fighting with? At best, they just wouldn't care. At worst, they would ridicule you for being emotional.