Sometimes I lie awake at night, and I ask, "Where have I gone wrong?" Then a voice says to me, "This is going to take more than one night.".
- Charlie Brown
"They say love is blind...and marriage is an institution. Well,
I'm not ready for an institution for the blind just yet."
--Mae West
If man could be crossed with the cat, it would improve man but deteriorate the cat.
Mark Twain.
The easiest job in the world has to be coroner. Surgery on dead people. What's the worst thing that could happen? If everything went wrong, maybe you'd get a pulse
- Dennis Miller
"I have never let my schooling interfere with my education."
- Mark Twain (1835-1910)
Democracy is a process by which people are free to choose the man who will get the blame.
- Laurence J Peter
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