First, one that is a product description as given by a British manufacturer:
"Airial delivered area denial system"
They are talking about... a bomb
Here are some quotes from a book by Stewart Clark on broken English:
"Tune in next week for another series of classical music programs from the Canadian Broadcorping Castration"
"I watch a lot of baseball on the radio" (former US president Gerald Ford)
"I'm going to make a prediction - it could go either way" (Ron Atkinson)
"What does it feel like to be rammed up the backside by Barrichello?" (interview with Michael Shcumacher, a (then) Formula 1 driver)
"Poisonous and evil rubbish" (Japanese trashcan)
"Violence Jack Ooff" (Japanese youth's clothes store)
"Lift out of order. Please use the elevator" (English hotel)
"Dreaded veal cutlet", "Humburger", ""Utmost chicken as Ungarian", ""Wino" "Tea in bag - just like mother" (Various menues around the world)
"No walking, sitting or playing on the grass in this pleasure park" (Park in London)
"Go soothingly on the greasy mud for herein lies the skid demon" (Traffic sign in China)
"PUSH PUSH PUSH" (Sign on a door at an English maternity ward)
"Thursday at 5:00 p.m. there will be a meeting of the Little Mothers Club. All wishing to become little mothers, please see the minister in his study" (US church's notice board)
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Je Suis Charlie
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