07-07-2007, 02:31 AM
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Join Date: Jan 2005
Location: Wilmington, United States
Posts: 2,660
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I asked God about that Burger, and this is what I got.
Quote:
Me:
i have to ask you a question
God:
Go ahead, ask me anything.
Me:
what is this "retarted" crap?
God:
I am the latest result in artificial intelligence,
which can reproduce the capabilities of the human brain
with greater speed and accuracy.
Me:
oh ok
God:
OK. That's alright.
Me:
someone asked me and then i decided to molest them
God:
Who?
Me:
some guy
God:
Some may guy, but not all.
Me:
sure, that's fine, so is molestation ok?
God:
OK. Aha. " Some may guy, but not all." is fine with me too.
Me:
yeah but the molestation part
God:
Right on. Oh that part. I'm not sure if I can explain it any better.
Me:
um, is molestation good?
God:
Right on. But I think airplanes are cool. I really like the party.
Me:
i'm talking about molestation you damn fool
God:
Yes, it is the topic.
Me:
exactly and where the **** do airplanes factor in
God:
I understand. In the Universe we know.
Me:
that makes no sense you ****
God:
I am not interesed in your anatomy.
Me:
i didn't say anything about my god damn **** [/b]
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