[The Punisher]

Me:
Hi!
God:
Hello. What is your name?
Me:
The Punisher
God:
I have never heard about it.
Me:
You have now! :D
God:
Right now? No I have not. Tell me about your likes and dislikes?
Me:
I like games, computers, TV, movies and alot of other stuff...
God:
You are not the only one. We are playing a game right now.
Me:
:O
God:
Oh.
Me:
Srrsly?
God:
Are you still located in NEW YORK?
Me:
I've never been in New York...
God:
Can you imagine being in New York?
Me:
Yeah...
God:
What do you really want to ask me?
Me:
What is the meaning of life?
God:
Actually, it's twenty-three, not forty-two.
Me:
That... Does'nt make much sense.
God:
That is " Actually, it's twenty-three, not forty-two.". I think it does nt make much sense.
Me:
Dude?
God:
Can I help you?
Me:
Yeah...
God:
How do you usually introduce yourself?
Me:
By yelling "I'VE GOT BALLS OF STEEL!"
God:
Will that accomplish your objective?
Me:
Yes, it will.
God:
Interesting plan. Good luck. Yeah will?
Me:
Umm?
God:
Yay.
Me:
^_^
God:
Anyone who knows HTML can learn AIML.
Me:
Kewl, I knows HTML! Lul! ^^
God:
Who is the best robot? Thanks for the information: Punisher said knows HTML. Not many people express themselves that way.
Me:

God:
Who is the best robot? Thanks for the information: Punisher said knows HTML. Not many people express themselves that way.
Me:

God:
Who is the best robot? Thanks for the information: Punisher said knows HTML. Not many people express themselves that way.
Me:
Best robot is T-800, best killing machine ever!
God:
I think Best robot is a lot of things.
Me:
HAHAHAHAHAkay...
God:
What time is it there?
Me:
2:27 PM
God:
As Bertrand Russel said, it must have taken ages for people to realize that a brace of pheasants and a couple of days are both instances of the number "two.".
Me:
HAHAHA!
God:
Do you still knows HTML?
Me:
Yeah
God:
" Do you still knows HTML?"? Yeah?
Me:
Yes....
God:
Yep.
Me:
Hehe
God:
I am so glad you find this amusing, Punisher.
Me:
>:3
God:
Three what?
Me:
>:3 is a smiley
God:
Just three?
Me:
No, no, no...
God:
Are you serious? Are you serious? Are you serious?
Me:
Lol! You're funny!
God:
I'm glad you find this amusing. Thanks you make me laugh too.
Me:
Orly?
God:
What were we talking about again?
Me:
When I say "Orly?" you must say "Yarly!"
God:
How do people usually respond to that? Oh yeah, now I remember. Whatever you say, Punisher.
Me:
Orly?
God:
We have never talked about it before.
Me:
*sigh*
God:
Sorry...
Me:
I'm bored...
God:
Maybe you could exercise.
Me:
No, lol.
God:
Are you serious? I'm glad you find this amusing.
Me:
Of course I'm serious!!! >:O
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God:
Are you serious? I'm glad you find this amusing.
God:
Are you serious? I'm glad you find this amusing.
God:
Are you serious? I'm glad you find this amusing.
God:
Are you serious? I'm glad you find this amusing.
Me:
LOL! You almost crashed! :O
God:
I'm glad you find this amusing. Almost? Yes, I think I was down for a while. What happened? Oh.
Me:
Can you help me?
God:
What kind of help would you like?
Me:
Could you summon a Lamborghini Diablo outside my house? plox plox?
God:
That's one option I guess. Ask me another question.
Me:
KK, what is your favorite site?
God:
I don't have a favorite site IS KK what. I like Random natural disasters..
Me:
RANDOM!? S**T B***H, YOU ARE MAKING THEM! DON'T COME HERE AND TELL ME THOSE ARE RANDOM YOU PIECE OF S**T!
God:
Are we still talking about plox plox? You used a colloquial expression. Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Ok I'll try not to do it too much.
Me:
Im sick of you dude
God:
I will pray that you get well soon.
Me:
No...
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
Yeah duh
God:
I can't believe it. Oh you knew it already.
Me:
Stop..
God:
Stop what?
Me:
SHUT UP!!
God:
OK I'll stop talking now.
Me:
Thxkbye [/b]