Granted! *show tune*"CONGRATULATIONS, your wish come true. And your prise iiiiiiis...A WISH! *wild applause* Yeeeeah. It's tax free, and all yours. Now just one more thing you have to do before you recieve you FREE wish *oooooooh*..." ...and I think you know the lines

90's game shows and popup-ads style
I wish _r.u.s.s. would be my friend again
