[Fruit Pie Jones]

Granted! Unfortunately, your power supply is too weak to power it, so you buy a new power supply. It does not have the correct plug for your motherboard's jack, so you buy a new motherboard. The new motherboard doesn't fit inside your case, so you buy a new case. The new case doesn't fit under your desk, so you buy a new desk. The new desk doesn't fit in your room, so you grab a sledgehammer and begin to knock out a wall. The sledgehammer turns out to be Mjolnir, the hammer of Thor, who left it at your place after last weekend's LAN party. The instant you strike the wall, it is turned to dust. Thor arrives at that very moment and is horrified to discover that his legendary hammer, slayer of giants and flattener of mountains, is being used for home improvement. As he never liked you much anyway due to your tendency to cheat at Counter-Strike, this is the last straw for Thor. He grabs Mjolnir from your hand and pronounces a curse on your family. Since you don't speak Old Norse, you have no idea what he says and don't react at all to the curse. Thor cannot believe your impudence and shoots a lightning bolt from his finger which renders you permanently blind.

I wish I could travel faster than light.