Granted. Now, you only speak scottish-gaelic, and you are unable to make a living due to it, then you spiral into a drug-induced narcotic oblivion, and finally kill yourself with bagpipes, ducktape, and a rabid squirrel.
I wish that a good leader would be elected to presidency in america, wouldn't die, wouldn't be replaced by someone worse(or at all), and wasn't the anti-christ OR satan. Also, he would be intelligent and knowledgable about all literacy and had an excellent vocabulary.
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