Many genies would come up with something about them blowing things up inside your window.
Not this genie, brother!
Granted.
Nothing can blow up either without your window or within your building.
The consequences of this are many and ranging, but your most pressing is the seagulls.
Every seagull is fed solpadeine wrapped in bread, which resulted in their stomachs filling rapidly with gas.
Being unable to either fart or explode the seagulls, in excruciating torment, look for the source of their misery.
It's you.
Thousands of inflated seagulls invade your home, and they take your balls.
They take your balls!
I wish I had a nikon camera.
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