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Originally posted by Iron_Scarecrow@Dec 6 2004, 10:14 AM
What do you call a blind deer?
No Idea.
LOL* LOL* LOL
What do you call a blind deer with no legs?
Still no idea.
LOL* LOL* LOL
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And a deer with no eyes, no legs that has just been shot?
Still bloody no idea!
Two men are in a bar and get onto the arguement of who is stronger. The first guy picks up a chair, walks outside and throws the chair up. The chair flies up 20 stories and comes down, crashes on the pavement and shatters into a thousand little pieces. the second guy takes a table and throws it up. It flies up 30 stories and crashes on the pavement. So the first guy not to be outdone rushes back into the bar and takes a fridge and throws it up and it flies up 50 stories and crashes down onto the pavement. So man two rushes inside, grabs the piano and with all of his might flings the piano into the air and it goes up up up... (read on!)
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Q: How do elephants hide in cherry trees?
A: They paint their toe nails red...
Q: How do you know it works?
A: Have YOU ever seen an elephant in a cherry tree?
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How do you fit four elephants into a mini?
Two in front and two in the back
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A parrot is on an aeroplane trip. He is in the non-smoking section and is seated next to a rather irate man. Half way through the flight the man lights up a cigarette and the bird says to him "sir - you can't smoke here - non - smoking!" the guy ignores the bird so the bird flies up into the call attendant button to call the air hostess. She then comes over, sees the man smoking and gets him to put it out. This happens another few times and eventually the bird gets really angry and says "you !&@#$&$* *@*$$& *@$*&%&# I have told you that you are *#&$@#* allowed to smoke on this plane you &@$&@!$*!!!" To this the man gets really angry and opens the window and throws the bird out!
What happens next?
The bird gets hit by a piano!