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Is the Lord of the Dead(you)plaqued by unsightly nose hair?*
Should I tell everyone?*
Then try our fabulous new product!*
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I all of a sudden felt like telling jokes based on commercials.
At others expense! YAY!!!*
You got any good jokes based on commercials?
At my expense?*
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I'm killing my self with projects, and you're asking me for the jokes???*
How about commercial about the deadliest insect killer on the market??
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all right
Is it an airplane?
No, it's Superman!
Actually it's The Deadliest Killer Insect on the market!
RUN!!!!!!!!!
But before you run be sure you go to the bathroom, that way you don't pee your pants when you see it.
And while you're running, be sure to buy our patented insect repellant, only $19.95.
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Hope you enjoy this funny little conversation LOL