Here's some commands I found that had humorous responses:
* "look at self"
* "hand me to me"
* "kick me", "kick self", "kick" [enter] "self" (they all have slightly different responses)
* "kiss" [any object] (me, tree, ground, etc)
* "stab self" (when you're not carrying the sword; also works with some other objects)
* "damn"
* "ask me"/"talk to self"
* "kill"/"stab" [any object] (case, air, tree, hands, etc)
* "eat me"/"eat self"
* "eat" [any unedible object] (hands, air, etc)
* "go down chimney" (in the white house)
* "scream"/"yell"
I've only just started, but here's what I've got so far :laugh:
Gotta love Zork!
