*Meanwhile, in the medbay*
Bob is lying in a Medbay bed back at base, completely covered in bandages when Kugerfang limps over to Bob's bed, supported by a pair of crutches.
Kugerfang: Damn it's boring here! I should be out with everyone else, but no!! I'm stuck here with TC who spends all day in the shooting range... and you, the dumbest man alive... *sigh* I wouldn't be surprised if you couldn't count to ten.
*Bob slowly attempts to count when Kugerfang notices something isn't quite right*
Kugerfang: Hey... are you... missing a leg?!:weird:
Bob: Doctor says he give me new leg.
Kugerfang: Wow, you kill one alien then you go and get your leg blown off. :notrust:
Bob: Bitten off...
Kugerfang: Ouch! How did you end up here anyway?
*Bob stares vaguely at the wall*
Kugerfang: Hello? Did you hear me? HELLO?!
*TC walks in with some bandages around his waist*
TC: Yea he ain't real bright is he? Major says he's a government experiment gone wrong. What he gained in muscle he lost in brains, or something like that.
Kugerfang: So the government just dumps him with us? But he's useless!
TC: He knows who to shoot at and how to pull the trigger, that's good enough for me. Besides, he makes for a good distraction. :amused:
Kugerfang: Obviously not good enough... he didn't distract the aliens from getting to you.
TC: I got hit trying to keep you from getting yourself killed! What were you thinking charging inside the UFO like that?
Kugerfang: It got the job done...
TC: Whatever, you got lucky kid. Maybe I'll let you end up like Bob next time.
*Kugerfang looks nervously at the stump that was Bob's leg*
TC: Anyway I'm getting out of here. It still wreaks from the mess you made last time.
*The Chosen gestured at the chunks of Pasta and Meatballs all over the floor*
Kugerfang: Don't remind me...
EDIT: I don't RP much so sorry if this isn't very good
just thought I had to contribute something