Another little bunny joke (with three different endings):
A rabbit walks in a hardware store and says: Give me a ton of carrots!
Selesman: It's a hardware store - we don't keep carrots.
Next day the rabbit comes back and says: I wanna ton of carrots!!!
Salesman: It's a hardware store. We haven't any!!!
Again next day the rabbit comes to the store: Let's have that ton of carrots.
ending 1:
Salesman: WE HAVEN?T ANY F**KING CARROTS. IF YOU DON?T STOP THIS NONSENCE I'LL NAIL YOU TO THE WALL!!!
But the very next day the rabbit comes in again: I'd like to buy some nails please.
Salesman: Oh sorry. We're fresh out!
Rabbit: Then just give me a ton of carrots instead.
ending 2:
Salesman: We really haven't any.
After the rabbit leaves he thinks - if that guy really want's all those carrots it would be a good buissines move, so lets order some.
Next day the rabbit wolks in again: Do you by any chance have a ton of carrots?
Salesman: We sure do!
Rabbit: How the f**k are you going to sell them? No one will come to buy carrots in a hardware store!
ending 3:
Salesman: WE HAVEN?T ANY F**KING CARROTS. IF YOU DON?T STOP THIS NONSENCE I'LL NAIL YOU TO THE WALL!!!
The rabbit comes back the next day and again asks: Can I havee a ton of carrots?
The salesman grabs him by the ears and nails him to the wall (a nail in each ear).
The rabbit looke around and sees a crucefix on the wall with Jesus on it.
Rabbit: Damn man, how many carrots did you want?
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