DOS For those who remembers
[color=red]Smash forehead on keyboard to continue.
Enter any 11-digit prime number to continue.
Press any key to continue or any other key to quit.
Press any key except... no, No, NO, NOT THAT ONE!
Press Ctrl-Alt-Del now for IQ test.
Close your eyes and press escape three times.
Bad command or file name! Go stand in the corner.
This will end your Windows session. Do you want to play another game?
Windows message: "Error saving file! Format drive now? (Y/Y)"
This is a message from God Gates: "Rebooting the world. Please log off."
To "shut down" your system, type "WIN."
BREAKFAST.SYS halted... Cereal port not responding.
COFFEE.SYS missing... Insert cup in cup holder and press any key.
CONGRESS.SYS corrupted... Re-boot Washington D.C? (Y/N)
File not found. Should I fake it? (Y/N)
Bad or missing mouse. Spank the cat? (Y/N)
Runtime Error 6D at 417A:32CF: Incompetent User.
Error reading FAT record: Try the SKINNY one? (Y/N)
WinErr 16547: LPT1 not found. Use backup. (PENCIL & PAPER.SYS)
User Error: Replace user.
Windows VirusScan 1.0 - "Windows found: Remove it? (Y/N)"
Cannot find REALITY.SYS. Universe halted.
Buy a Pentium 586/90 so you can reboot faster.
Computers make very fast, very accurate mistakes.
My software never has bugs. It just develops random features.
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Best file compression around: "DEL ." = 100% compression
The Definition of an Upgrade: Take old bugs out, put new ones in.
The name is Baud......, James Baud.
Access denied--nah nah na nah nah!
Bad command. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaay..
Southern DOS: Y'all reckon? (Yep/Nope)
As a computer, I find your faith in technology amusing.
SENILE.COM found . . . Out Of Memory . .
Who's General Failure & why is he reading my disk?
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